34 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for Couples Competing for Dungeon Master

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Eleonora Bader
Oct 8, 2023 1:00 PM EDT

Greetings, dear players, and welcome to this week's funny batch of Dungeons and Dragons memes that will have your head(s) spinning, and even the NPCs laughing. Halloween is fast approaching and this is the perfect time to decide what your couple costume with your adventurous partner will be. If you are both into Dungeons and Dragons, the choices may be vast, but it will be easy to settle on something when you get on the same page. Tieflings, gnomes, halfings and dragonborn… you know who you are. I already know what I'm wearing, but I will leave that as a surprise for next time. In the meantime, let's join forces and win this! Scroll down for the funny memes… They are best seen in groups of two. For more memes like these, perhaps Lord of the Rings will catch your eye. If that is the case, here are over 30 memes for nerdy couples on a journey to the Middle Earth.

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    Font - DM: So you've arrived and been assigned rooms. What are you gonna do? Friend 1: Sleep Friend 2: Sleep Friend 3: Read in my room Friend 4: Steal cereal from the kitchen and eat it in my room Me: Go outside and dig in the dirt Friend 5: *sigh* Whatever I need to do to advance the plot *All burst out laughing* DM: Pathetic.
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    Forehead - The party Stop giving me your toughest battles The DM It's a puzzle made for 5-year- olds
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    Font - Dungeon Master: Okay it's your turn, what will you do against the Otyugh? Me, a level 1 human Druid with 4/10 hp left: William Hobbs: dont worry guys William Hobbs: I have a plan William Hobbs has left the game.
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    Cartoon - When you pop into Roll20 on a Thursday morning and find your Rogue already in there -This is where I come to cry. -Cool.
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    Brown - Wildshaped druid: "Yes Wildshaped druid: "Hello?" this is dog" The party: "We have to go into the inn now. They don't allow dogs."
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    Font - *Steps outside in the sun to get to my car* -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp
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    Product - 40 year old dwarf You're just a child. 40 year old elf Well, you're just a teenager. avatarstate-ipip
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    Bird - کردار - بل Hold dragon gentle like hamburger
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    Forehead - The party will get hit by the fireball too, but hopefully the damage won't be high GB the damage
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    Sleeve - Visualizing in the mirror the Dungeon Master I want to become:
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    Forehead - Druid: Can you open this chest Rogue: I can try *nat 1* Rogue: BBC Which, to be honest, I seem to be very bad at,
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    Green - Player who just found a different way into the cave DM Could you just use the main cave entrance from now on? The main cave entrance m ME
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    Cartoon - Wizards After all these years 1st level spell slots w 2nd level spell slots Wizards لا 3rd level spell slots Finally, I can cast Fireball
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    Font - LET'S PUT AN OGRE HERE, RIGHT BEHIND THIS HIDDEN TRAP DOOR 4044 3² Random Map 4 One kare & Bes AND WE'LL PLACE A GOBLIN WIZARD WITH FIREBALL MEMORIZED HERE ON HIS SHOULDER, BECAUSE EVERYONE NEEDS A FRIEND
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    Human - Cleric: I have uses besides healing. Rest of the party: Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?
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    Human - The NPC who hired the party You didn't slay the dragon? The party getting their side-quest on It's on my to-do list!
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    Gesture - A kind, caring NPC who genuinely just wants to help INSIGHT CHECK The entire party
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    Head - It's time for you to look inward, and start asking yourself the big questions When was the last time you cleaned your dice?!
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    Happy - My friends enjoying their ongoing D&D game My inconvenient work schedule
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    Automotive parking light - XZK-P901 Serious RP with character development A player telling a pun during the scene
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    Microphone - The DM doesn't want you to know this but the monster's weapons are free you can take them home. I have 458 Goblin Scimitars.
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    Forehead - When you don't coordinate and all show up with a human fighter You have my sword And you have my sword And my sword
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    Sleeve - Thinking about how you get to play DnD tonight Remembering you're the DM and haven't done any preparation
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    Tire - ZTRÓ My campaign My players taking an hour to decide how they want to open the door Me, the DMS
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    Toy - ROGUE: *MAKES RECKLESS DECISION* THE REST OF THE PARTY imatillinicom THE DM
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    Plant - New players Experienced DM Newbie friendly campaign
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    Light - Rolled a 1 Nat 1 Crit failed D&Didn't
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    Shirt - Me: I should probably look into attending therapy Also me: of Best I can do is play pretend with dice
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    Sleeve - Things that disappear when you need them the most
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    Human - When you get your jock friend into d&d and now they're a even bigger nerd then you with a bigger dice addiction y Rise, my glorious creation. Rise!
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    Hair - The bard singing about his adventures in the local tavern: Twas I who the dragon 4 a lie sing *** loo T And if you try with me then I shall you too
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    Flower - The secret to get your D&D group to always show up on time is....
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    Sleeve - (Accidentally) Successfully courting the king's daughter stealing an apple
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    Felidae - Villager: *bad Scottish accent*We kinnae thank ye anoof fer agreein ta fyte thas moonsta fer oos. It's poot fyve hooses en fyre, an we are tarrified et'll koom bawk fer moor. Paladin: Fear not, master Halfling. There is no terror we will not face, and we are well versed in slaying dragons, isn't that right, Monty? Ranger/Monty: I think this will make five for us. Villager: Ach, aye, I'm shor ye be retty tah take doon a drawgoon, bot thos is a DRACOON! Ranger: A Dra- a what?? Art by Kyl
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